BTW-that stands for Lyoko's Unseen Scenes.
Here we are-I don't own CL, Bioshock, Destroy All Humans, Tiny Toon Adventures, Timesplitters, ect, ect.
Jeremie: EAT MY LAZER! EAT IT! IT’S NUTRITIONAL!!
Xana: UR MOM WAS A PAPR SHREDR!
Jeremie: YOUR MOM WAS A TRASH COMPACTOR!
Xana: LE GSPS!
Aelita: We’re your hostages, admit it to the police!
Hiraku: I hate hostages! They take all the fun outta the job; always screaming about needing to be saved and crap!
William: So what are we?
Hiraku: WILLING hostages!
William: Dx TO HECK WITH THAT!
Jeremie: People who use their own name as a password
deserve to be hacked!
Odd: -cooling down from sugar- I-'ahm smart! Smartest guy inna world! I would've invented the internets if someone else didn’t dunnit. I would've invented... pizza...and sounds... typers...
Ulrich: -killing some escaped zombies- Gonna need a little help here-WHOA, GONNA NEED A LOT OF HELP HERE!
Yumi: -pointing to the bathroom door- Last one out's VERY dead!
Ulrich: It can ruin your day when zombies come your way... 'less you knock off their heads, you'll be dead! D:
Odd: Are you drunk or what?
Ulrich: Sugar hangover. Uughhhg...
Xana: (after being cornered) Ugh... AW, DAAAAARRRRRNNNNITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! -sniffs-
Jeremie: SPACE MAN!!
Odd: -aiming at William- Just show me where to shoot.
Xana: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERRUPT ME!
William: By your command. -stands on Xana’s head, ‘looking for possible interruptions’-
Xana: ... You put the wit in twit...
Xana: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yumi: What’s so funny?
Xana: Nothing, I guess...DIE ALREADY!
Jeremie: Go ahead and run! It's all your type is good for! HAHAHAHA.
Odd: ... -smacks Xana-
Jeremie: OHCRAP! THAT HURTS LIKE HECK!!!
Ulrich: -playing Trauma Center on his DS- I swore an oath to do no harm, and I...mostly meant it.
Ulrich: -within earshot of Odd and still playing- The subject...appears to have been ripped apart from the inside. Probably a failed teleport.
Odd: -turns white and looks at Jeremie-
Ulrich: The patients ask so many questions. Sometimes, I like to make up the answers.
Sometimes I forget which pills are which. I go by color.
When is a fever not a fever? WHEN I SAY IT ISN'T!
Here, take this! Stick it in the bad man!
Aelita: I know you're waiting for me to sing the song. I ain't doing it. I've got standards, you know. They may not be high, but I've got them. Also, we couldn't get the rights.
Ulrich: -while watching William play his DS- Nice teeth. You want to keep them? Then DROP THE FREAKING DS!
Xana: It's time to capture one of those Men in... Really-Dark-Brown and give him a good probing. What do you say... up for a little fun?
Xana: What we need to do is find the dumbest, most malleable human in the area. Evidently, the competition will be fierce. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SCAN THEM ALL!
Spectre69: I have to report to Hoover again. Please, GOD, let him be wearing pants this time!
William: I sincerely hope that we do not have to use this weapon in battle...on the other hand, if we do, IT'S GOING TO LOOK WICKED COOL!
William: -when being lifted into the air to avoid being bitten- If I wanted to fly I'd have joined the freakin' Air Force!
Ulrich: Odd... shouldn't you be guarding some doughnuts and coffee right about now?
Odd: You mean eat them, not guard them.
Ulrich: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GUARD THEM!! NOW!!!
Aelita: (about Spectre69) The basic molecular structure of your little friend is still vastly compromised. Hand me that staple gun.
Odd: -reading the old Zero Wing credits-
Congratulation!!
A.D. 2111
All bases of CATS were destroyed.
It seems to be peaceful.
But it is incorrect.
CATS is still alive.
ZIG-01 must fight against CATS again.
And down with them completely!
Good luck.
Ulrich: I'm the biggest loser to ever walk the face of the earth...
Jeremie: Rrrrr...
Hiraku: Y'got an affinity for bombers, especially the long range kind. And a particular affection for anthrax and other degenerate stuff like that.
William: (I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S RUSSIAN!!!) Why is the mafia needing to kill innocent people? Our government is doing a good enough job with that already.
Ulrich: (about Sissi) Ah, the people I protect and serve...how I hate them so.
Xana: Do you expect me to beg, human?
Odd: No little virus, I expect you to die! -pulls out a gun-
Xana: …Mine’s bigger.
Odd: I've gotta rescue me-him-he's gotta rescue me-I mean we gotta-I gotta-dangit, man-WHEN DO I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP?!
Jeremie: The AV guy here. State your emergency.
Xana: Is your fridge running?
Jeremie: SO YOU'RE THE JERK WHO SHUT OFF OUR ELECTRICITY!
Yumi: Moshi-moshi! This is Geisha Studios!
Xana: How many Takoshamise does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Yumi: Silly plank caller, we use neon!
William: Yes, this is Dunbar Welding. How may I directing your call?
Xana: I'm looking for Shoodovodickshmearnov.
William: He is not being here, may I take a message?
Ulrich: In the beginning, great ninja sensei wear grey, and his students wear grey.
Odd: Yeah I saw the movie, old master dies, his students split and eventually oppose each other like black opposes white, am I right or am I right?
Ulrich: Wrong, the guy stop selling grey fabric. We wanted to be black, but those idiots put their order in first!
Xana: Oh, look! Robo-Prez is picking up his brain-stem and heading home! Poor little Robo-Prez! Everybody is so mean to him!
Jeremie: NOW FOLLOW HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND CRUSH HIM LIKE A GARBAGE CAN IN A TRASH COMPACTOR! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Yumi: You're a smart cookie. But there's a time for thought and a time for action! And this is one of those times!
Aelita: Which?
Yumi: The second one!
Hiraku: This room is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza?
Hiraku: Try our wiki-waki punch! It's served in the shell of a once-living coconut that is now dead! You murderers.
Xana: We try to have a vacation and we end up having a guilt trip.
Odd: Don't try this at home, kids! This should be done only by trained, professional idiots!
Jeremie and Aelita: HEY!!!
William: Pandemonium doesn't reign around here... it pours.
Yumi: Thanks, I owe you one.
William: So we’re gonna start counting NOW?!
Odd: What do you know about Honey?!
Jeremie: Well, it’s sweet and Winnie the Pooh has a problem with it…
Hiraku: THAT'S IT! LET'S JUST SKIP TO THE REVIEWS!!!
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